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From my "Flair Twisting" thread on MBD2.com, taken from 2 separate posts and reposted here.
Please Note, the flower that this routine is for is NOT my original design, and I am NOT giving instructions on how to make the flower. Just what to do with the balloons to make it fun to WATCH me making the flower.
Ok, here is my routine for the Fancy Flower:
Please remember that this is after I've done all the shtick where I determine what the child is going to get, it's going to be a surprise to them. At this point, they still don't know what I'm making.
Fully inflate 260 Purple Violet 260 (Thanks, Qualatex! I hated Quartz Purple) and tie nozzle to nipple, completing the two steps of tying the balloon and connecting the ends to form a loop at the same time. Ask table/spectators if they knew that balloons could talk. Hold knot in left hand and run your right thumb along the balloon until you reach the middle. Hold the balloon up in front of your face like a HUGE set of lips. Rapidly move your hands so the "lips" open and close while saying something like, "WOW! This sure is a BIG balloon!". This gets a big groan from everyone. Ask the child to stand up and hold their arms straight out in front of them like a Zombie, with fists closed. Make the figure 8 and hang the loops on it on the kid's arms instructing the child to keep them from untwisting. *They now have one hand through each loop of the figure 8, with their arms extended.
Take out Pink or Rose 260 and fully inflate, tying nipple to nozzle as before. This time, stretch the balloon as if mimicking lips again then say, "No really, they actually do talk". Then make your figure eight and put the balloon in front of your face like glasses and say, "Hi, my name is Elton John"! This will also get a groan, maybe a guarded chuckle. Add this figure 8 to the child's arms asking if they have ever played "cops and robbers" before today.
Pull a Goldenrod 260 and tie as before. Insist that balloons really can talk and twist into figure 8. Fold the figure 8 so the loops are arranged upper and lower with the "hinge" in the back. Hold the arrangement up in front of your mouth like a duck's bill and say, "Aaaaflaaaaaack!!!" (might not make sense in the UK, it's a spoof on a popular American Television Commercial). I know it's totally stupid and ridiculous, but you WILL get full, all-out belly laughs. Thread this last figure 8 onto the child's arms. Ask mom or dad if they would like a set of cuffs to take home with them.
*NOTE: if doing this for adults, you can assure them that "These are regular handcuffs, just like you would find in any bedroom".
I then continue on making the flower. For the center I use a 5" yellow smilie face. Inflate to about 2.5 inches and cut the nozzle as close as you can get to the knot. Hold up to the spectators and say, "Hey look! The Wal-Mart Guy!!" (Another American Reference that might not go over well in the UK). Everyone likes this one. Twist the smilie into two globes, with the face in front, and the knot buried in the twist. Make the front globe a little bit bigger than the back globe and twist so that the smilie face is centered on the front, not off to one side or too high/low. Retrieve the 3 figure 8's and continue as described in my second post of this thread.
***The second post is below:
Put your hands through the loops so that you have 3 halves on each side with the intersections in the middle. This part is similar to Charle's butterfly action of "reeling in a fish" but I pause a moment in this position before doing the twisting action. I take a deep breath and focus all my attention on it as if I was a martial artist about to break a board with my hand. I huff and puff a few times. I am fishing for a chuckle here, and I will wait for quite a while before someone begins to laugh because it's so stupid what I'm doing. When someone finally laughs I say, "Don't laugh, this is the hard part!" Then I do that reeling motion VERY quickly and give a sort of growl/roar afterward as if I had just done something very strenuous. The timing on this is a bit tricky to get the right reaction but I hold that pose for a split second then recover as if I just came out of a trance or something. I then carry on and complete the flower as if nothing happened and my actions are the most natural thing in the world.
***NOTE: Since I wrote this post, I have added a few more aspects to the routine.
When twisting the stem into the flower, I focus all my attention to twisting the nozzle around the center of the flower, so I don't notice it when the other end of the balloon starts flying around and hitting the recipient in the face. Then I realize what's going on and I apologize, turning the flower around in my hands so the "loose end" is now hitting their brother/sister, parent, or someone from the table next to them. I apologize profusely, tell them I did not mean to hit them with that balloon, but in fact I meant to hit them with THIS end of the balloon as I'm hitting them with the flower petals.
Finish off the stem with a pinch twist and a loop twist "leaf", and heartily smell the flower (giving it "action") before finally giving it away.
_________________ Very Sincerely, Dr. B.A.Loonatic
"By George"! Cried Paul while on the John, "Where did my Ringo"? http://www.drballoonatic.com
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