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Uncategorized Boards => Topic/Discussion Of The Month => Topic started by: Danny the Idiot on March 24, 2009, 10:19:27 AM
Lets get down to some serious fun.
Become an April Fool and tell us your balloon related jokes, gags and funny balloon business.
Three balloons, Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Daddy balloon said to baby balloon, "look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed." Baby balloon protests, "I like sleeping with you and mummy". "No you are not sleeping with us and thats final". "Ok" said baby balloon sadly.
Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dads knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummys knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. He still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.
The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said "Son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us. You've let me down, your mummy down, and yourself down too."
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Am I the only funny one here? :P
Have I chosen a duff subject for this month?
Please post your balloon related stories, gags and jokes.
cheers
Danny ;)
You dont want me to take the lime light again do you Danny.
You know how funny i am!
Good idea, could you please show us how funny you are!! We'd all like to know :D
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In line work I always try and do some corny stuff related to the colour of the balloon I'm using.
Orange - I used to work in an orange juice factory but I couldn't concentrate
Red - this balloon used to work in a library because it's well red
Yellow - WOW - thats what you call a banananananarama
Green - I think this balloon has gone mouldy
Any colour (except blue) lets have a blue balloon - when they say it's not blue do the 'OH YES IT IS' bit with them until you say I know it's blue because I Just blew it up - I know it's old but it still works
how about these for a giggle :lol:
there's a new alarm clock for vain twisters it doesn't ring it applauds
how do twisters improve the taste of salt they sprinkle it on chips
(as a warning) - hocus pocus balloons can choke us
there not going to make balloons any longer because there long enough all ready
what noise dose a twisters breakfast cereal make snap crackle & POP
why do twisters cover there mouths with their hand when they sneeze to catch there false teeth
what do you get if you cross a
sheep dog & bunch of daisies -- a collie flowers
centipede with a parrot -- a walkie-talkie
cow & a camel -- lumpy milk shake
six twisters standing under an umbrella which one got wet
none it wasn't raining
how many stones can you put in an empty balloon hat one after that its not empty
what dose a twister say to improve his eye sight hocus focus
twister - my owl died of flu -- it flew into a car
what's the difference between a rabbit that jogs & an eccentric twister ones a fit bunny the other is a bit funny
Quote from: "Dillinger"there not going to make balloons any longer because there long enough all ready
twister - my owl died of flu -- it flew into a car
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Dillinger, the first gag is really funny and I'll definately use it and the second one I'll change around to use with my Doves.
I used to tell the gag that my dove was upset'
he'd just come back from the vet where he had been told that he had got a terrible disease...........pigeon toe'd
Quote from: Graham LeeQuote from: Dillingerthe second one I'll change around to use with my Doves.
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I think every one should do that so it fits there style & personality
DENNIS
How Did you get started in balloons?
I was bitten by a radioactive balloon animal....
How many do you pop?
Ooooh, I don't count those.
What is the hardest thing you have ever made?
Money!
Or a turtle..... main because of the shell.
I bet your kids love you?
Why do yours hate you?
Make me a penis!!
Why you missing one?
Or I think your doing a good job already.
I want the biggest thing you can do!
I want to date Angela Jolen, we always don't get what we want.
What can you make?
Anything ... within taste & reason
One gag I use when I make a girl a model with a heart is to say something along the lines of :-
I'm going to put a big love heart on this balloon because that boy there (I point to a nearby boy who I've judged up for a laugh or her brother, cousin etc) saw me earlier today and said if I was going to make you a balloon I had to put a big heart on it from him because he really loves you.
i thought this was funny
A man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven.
Each person is required to state his former occupation and tell his or her yearly salary.
The first man in line says, "I was an actor, and I earned £1 million last year."
The angel says, "Okay, you may enter."
He turns to the woman in line and asks her about her life.
She states, "I earned £150,000 a year as an attorney."
The angel thinks for a moment and then lets her in, too.
He turns to the third one in line and asks, "What have you done with your life?"
The man replies, "I earned £8,000 last year."
"Oh," the angel interrupts, "what kind of magic do you do?"