a caption or song title?

for a song title:

rod stewarts, the first cut is the deepest (should have played it during the effect as background!!)

Man with saw: I knew i should not of worn my good Jacket!

Man on table: I really need a wee!

He came out half the man he was.
A cut above the rest

Sawn in 60 seconds

I never could stomach jigsaws


The new weight loss program at NHS Direct

Lay on the couch and the Dr will saw you now


This will hurt you a lot more than it hurts me  :twisted:

No No No! I said I'd got a sore tummy

Why do I need a caesarian -I'm a fella

"Would you like white or dark meat?"

:lol:
Has anyone got a photo to donate to this topic?

Tony Twist has alowed me to use this photo...

"I love you man"
"No I love You hic"

"Marvin, can i borrow your bow tie, i haven't any black!"

Give us a kiss ....................... don't worry its stay on all day lipstick it doesn't smudge

come sit upon my knee Sony boy -- (in colour) for those that can remember

Drinking and Las Vegas wedding chapels never mix.  

When our eyes met.... it was like it was just you and I in the whole world..  

Daddy!

I'm sure you said it was fancy dress tonight